Really, there’s not much to recommend about this cult classic beyond the clever title.

Well, that and the robots.

Well, that and the robots and that exploding head.

Well, that and the robots and that exploding head and Barbara Crampton.

It was fucking wonderful.

Here are poems.

choppingmall

I.

*bzzt* *bleep bleep* *brrt*
“SENTRY MODE: ACTIVATED
MUST. DEFEND. DILLARD’S.”

II.

“Oh, look there, honey.
Exploding heads are on sale.
That’s a no-brainer.”

III.

Via Yelp: The mall’s
robots did zero chopping.
Won’t be returning.

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