Contender for the 2016 Without a Doubt the Greatest Slasher Film of the 1980s and Possibly of All Fucking Time Award. Yes, that’s a real thing. I wouldn’t make up something so important.

Here are some poems.

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I.

Serrated knife’s edge
Rips skin, carves through tender flesh
Drips cranberry sauce

II.

Brother or brother,
Which one do you love, mother?
Gasp! It’s the other.

III.

Basted in its blood
The turkey is stuffed and cooked
Served as sacrifice

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