A movie so good, I wish there were more of them.

What’s this? Wishmaster 2? Wishmaster 3? Wishmaster fucking 4? For real? Awesome! I’m going to watch all of these right now!

Five hours later, he was dead, the quality of the Wishmaster sequels he so strongly desired having drained his will like leeches upon his soul. Even in death, the irony did not escape him. 

With his last ounce of strength, he scrawled these poems …




“As you wish,” he says.
Heavy irony crushes
He grins. “No refunds.”


All that you desire
Granted by an open hand
String hardly hidden