Moral of the story: Don’t get greedy on your birthday, kids.

Here’s a poem:

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I.

FOR SALE: Good Guy doll.
Works. Lightly scuffed. Some singeing.
Only possessed once.

II.

Childhood innocence
Once cut, never fully heals
Bleeds out over time

III.

Molded plastic flesh
Silicone skin, rictus grin
Practically alive

IV.

IMPORTANT RECALL:
Product may cause excessive
Sequelization

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