I remember the last time a demon possessed me. I broke into a Toys R Us after hours and spent the entire night opening Disney Infinity toys. Turns out, my body was inhabited by VvVandranVvland, a demon obsessed with ruining the value of collector’s items.

The other demons pick on her a lot. Poor thing.

Here’s a poem.


We don’t use that word.
Past sins are forgiven here.
We all have our … you know.