If you were to hypothesize that a Corey Haim/Mario Lopez-staring horror film from the mid-90s likely isn’t representative of the best the genre has to offer, you’d be right. Good for you. I’d send you a cookie if I knew where you lived.

Please don’t tell me where you live.

Here’s a poem.

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Still water reflects
Sins mirrored on the surface
Threatening to drown

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