Attended a murder party once. Got hammered. Hooked a foxy brunette, then nailed her. The DJ sucked, so we axed him. My buddy, Ralph, got fucking toasted. Things started to die down near dawn. We all went home and slept like the dead.

We also stabbed a guy to death.

Here’s a poem.


Just got my invite
Not sure if I’ll attend though
That scene’s pretty dead