Bar none, it’s still the best werewolf movie. It’s more than 30 years old and has yet to be topped. Somebody with some talent needs to correct that. Werewolves are great; why can’t we have nice movies about them?

Late Phases, you’re exempt from the above conversation. You’re a good boy.

Here’s a poem.


My dead friend tells me
I’ll change when the moon turns full.
See you next Wednesday.